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Age/Gender: 17, Male
Location: Timmins, ON

Our greatest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our greatest fear is that we are powerful beyond reason. We ask ourselves, "Who am I to be gorgeous, intelligent, talented and fabulous." Really, who are you not to be?

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The four kinds of spousal sex.

Posted by Effruin Oct. 17, 2009 @ 5:40 PM EDT

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "Fuck you!"

COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.

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